HACKED
- J.D. Tippit
- Jan 6, 2017
- 2 min read
HACKED
by Samuel Johnson | January 06, 2017 (reposted from Medium)
[False] Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel
by hacks…
hackers hack, lackers lack
hackers who lack, lackingly hack
lackers who hack, hackingly lack
Pssst…
The Russians hacked the election,
the Russians hacked the election,
Louder…
the Russians hacked the election, the Russians hacked the election,
the Russians hacked the election, the Russians hacked the election, the Russians hacked the election,
the Russians hacked the election, the Russians hacked the election, the Russians hacked the election, the Russians hacked the election,
a little louder…
the Russians hacked the election, the Russians hacked the election, the Russians hacked the election, the Russians hacked the election, the Russians hacked the election, be scared,
CrowdStrike says Russia hacked DNC, Fancy Pants hacked the election, Cozy Bear hacked the election, Guccifer said he did it, CrowdStrike says Russia hacked DNC, Damnit!
FBI: “Can we see, can we see?”
DNC: Nope!
Cozy Bear hacked the election, hacks, Grizzly Steppe, hacks, Fancy Bear? a bunch of hacks! Senator says, Fancy Pants hacked the election, CIA Director says, Fancy BEAR hacked the election, the Russians are EviL, be very SCaRed, ok?
WaPo: Russian hackers hacked the election, ABC says the Russians hacked the election, Stephanopoulos: “Why don’t you TRUST OUR INTELLIGENCE Community?”
“Unnamed Sources” say: Russian hackers hacked the election, NBC says, Russia hacked U.S.
Russian hackers lacking hack: NSA hackers hack election, Assange: “mine’s a LeaK.”
JAR report reads, Cozy and Fancy Russian hacker bears hacked the election, Trust US. We are CIA, NSA, FBI, DHS… We report, Russian hackers who hacked were not lacking in hacking but hack hackingly!
CIA has High Confidence, DNC HACKed, Cozy Bear hacks the election, CrowdStrike says Russia hacked DNC,
WaPo says: Russian hackers HACKED the election, ABC says, RUSSIA HACKS hacked the election,
CrowdStrike, who?
They’re Google Silly!
Oh, Aren’t they with…?
Yeah, they’re with her.
Hmmmm
Pay no mind, pay no mind…
High Confidence Russia hacked US, FBI Assessment: RUSSIAN HACKER, CONFIDENCE HIGH
RUSSIaN HACKERS Hacked, WaPo says: Russians hacked election, DNI: Still High Confidence, IN CIA WE TRUST.
NSA RUSSIAN HACKER Hacked Russian HaCK who Lacks to hack Election. Leaves fingerprints, no oops!
A RUSSIAN hACKER apt to Hack Hackingly, Lacked Hacking; are ALL Russian HackeRS hacking lackingly, Be Afraid!
HIGHest PROBABILITY: “RUSSIAN” NSA HACKERS Hack ELECTION as RUSSIAN HACKERs. So who HACK’d the election?
RUSSIANs!
RUSSIA is FULL of EviL RUSSIAN HACKERS who HACK lackingly, Scary
SCaRey COZY BEAR RuSSIAN HACKERs EviLy LaCKING HackERs who hack’d, are Russian HACKERS HACKING? Grrrrrrrrr
Lacking Hacking Russia: AN NSA HACKER BEAR, HaCKED Election, Not US!
ELECTION LACKING HACKING, HAS to be HACKED by HACKING RUSSIANS
WARNING: RED RUSSIANS COMING TO HACK ELECTION… No Mind if they’re lacking in hacking… got the hacking part cracking! Trust in us!
HACKED HACKer HACKS HACKING, by lacking hacking RUSSIA? Are you sure?
ELECTION LACKING HACKING IS HACKED=RUSSIANS LaCKING HaCKING are HACKERS=ELECTION HACKED!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… Mass Hysteria!
Assessing Russian Activities and Intentions in Recent US Elections:
NOW DO YOU GET IT?
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